Your Missions

1. Photo Caption Welcome to The Go Game, Office version. Your first mission is to give your best, most hilarious caption to the photo below. Make it simple and fun and then everyone will get a chance to vote on the best one. Enjoy. If you want to suggest a mission to do, click "Suggest Mission" above. Points: 5 / Individual / 5 Days Company Knowledge

2. Superfacts Redux Here's a super fast mission that shouldn't take more than 4 minutes. For this one, please share with all of us here at your company your proudest achievement that happened before the age of 10. Voting will be enabled, so be sure to use this formula when assessing how killer everyone's achievements were: Amount of Giggling % Jealousness + total awe - your current level of sobriety / how much you like the person. GO! Points: 5 / Individual / 1 Days Company Knowledge

3. AWKWARD! Welcome your company. Here's the first mission to get you started. So... every day when you look in the mirror before you zip off to work, you all probably tell yourselves the same thing: 'I'm pretty damn good-looking.' It's totally healthy, and we'd agree, you're all one big barrel of hotness. But before you were a well-groomed thoroughbred, you're were, for several painful years, super-dorky colt. With buck-teeth and a painful haircut. For this mission you need to upload a photo of yourself smack dab in the middle of the worst awkward phase known to humankind. If you don't have a photo, you better call your mama, or bust out that dusty yearbook. Scan em, upload 'em, etc. The most shockingly fantastic takes the most points Points: 15 / Individual / 2 Days Thesbian

4. Favorite lunch spot This one is quick and easy and certainly very helpful to everyone here at your company. Send us your favorite lunch spot here. And, provide a couple of recommendations on what to order, where to sit, and how to bat your eyes to get an extra shot of expresso. Points: 5 / Same as last mission / 3 Days Company Knowledge

5. The Secret Life of Cheese This creative photo mission can to be completed over the next few days. Your challenge is to take a picture of what you imagine any one of your co-workers does for after-work scrilla (ie their secret moonlighting gig). You cannot take a picture of yourself as yourself, ok? For eg, maybe someone works nights at Great America, or teaches improv classes or like Shaquille O'Neil, rides around with the sheriff on the beat. These are just a few ideas. Up to you how to stage the perfect photo of that perfect person, doing that most perfect job. Points: 15 / Individual / 5 Days Super Creative

6. Alternate Use Take something in your office and use it in a totally new, unique, brilliant. What's on your (or someone else's) desk that you've always wanted to re-purpose? Maybe your boss' special pen doubles as a nose-hair trimmer? Your phone as num-chucks? Given how awesome your company is, we know that you can come up with some crazy amazing photos for this one. We recommend that you pair up with another person to complete this mission! Points: 5 / 2 per team / 3 Days Super Creative

7. Company Shake For this Company Quad mission we are upping the stakes, baby. We are also playing in teams of 2, so you'll have to coordinate with a new teammate! Woooo! So...you know those awkward moments you have around handshake-greetings and hi-fives of ebullience? NO LONGER, I say! For this mission, you and your teammate need to invent a do-able, cool- yet-unique and stylistic greeting or handshake, FILM it and upload it to YouTube. The highest vote-getter becomes the official greeting at your company. Points: 15 / 2 per team / 5 Days Thesbian

8. Your Office Identify If you had to pick a character from the sitcom “The Office” that you identified with the most, who would it be, and WHY? Points: 5 / Individual / 3 Days Company Knowledge

9. Stealth Disco Have you ever Stealth Disco'd someone? BEEN Stealth Disco'd? You probably don't know what it is. No worries -- you can check it out here: For this mission you'll be in teams of 2. You'll need a filmer and disco-er. You have a week to 'get' someone. It's worth 20 (OMG 20!!!) big points. Make us proud! Points: 20 / 2 per team / 5 Days Thesbian

10. Inspirational Fashion Dress up like someone else at the office and take a photo! Easy! Just try to be sensitive :) Points: 5 / Same as last mission / 5 Days Thesbian